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mgsolid:

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

imageMY FRIES

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vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

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africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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quiet-knives:

PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

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10 things to learn before you turn fifteen // ( delllusions )

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1)learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dress by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.

2) get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.

3) press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.

4) do not sneer at people’s happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.

5) you are more than the amount of people that want to have sex with you.

6) that pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.

7) shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.

8) it will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.

9) I promise that cookie will not change anything. (Except that it will make you smile).

10) please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to yourself. That alone is enough.

heterodoxhipster:

ghdos:

athousandhiddensecrets:

mixyblue:

this comic affects me in so many ways

[x]

He killed himself again in the end just to save Ron because he wanted to die, and Ron didn’t. Powerful.

Interesting story arc here.

This makes me want to cry. Like seriously. I WANT TO CRY RIGHT NOW GUYS!

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fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

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cassolotl:

snurri:

rj4gui4r:

annanymousss:

My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like

Heaven. This is what heaven looks like.

OH MY GOD

Oh hey aturnofphrase!!

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