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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

edmundcorcoran:

in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?

(via our-damaged-youth)

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
bebroom:

Beautifel

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

(via amylovespocky)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: frustgaytion, via amylovespocky)

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

(Source: samwinhester, via cage-the-nicolas)

fruffian:

why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me 

(via pepsicola-and-cherrypie)